Charles Barkley rings in the New Year with 1 DUI and 2 Blue Balls
Charles Barkley, the former Phoenix Suns player and NBA star, told police he was in a hurry to receive oral sex from a female passenger when he ran through a stop sign drunk early Wednesday, a police report states.
While being processed at the East Valley DUI Task Force command post, Barkley told police, “I was going to drive around the corner and get” oral sex, the report states. He explained he had engaged in oral sex with the same woman last week, the report added.
Barkley then told a civilian employee, “I’ll tattoo your name on my ass” if it would get him out of the DUI, the report states.
Why I certainly can understand the need for a blow job after a night of heavy drinking, putting peoples life at risk even if it was the “best BJ I ever had ..” is not worth it. That’s why I have baby oil in the glove box and Kleenex under my seat. I squeeze one out then pass out. Problem solved and no DUI :D
In a statement to the Associated Press, Barkley said he was “disappointed that I put myself in that situation.” He added, “the Scottsdale police were fantastic.”
It’s not often you hear people saying how great the police department was that arrested them. In fact we think that Sir Charles was still drunk and delirious from not getting a blow job so we decided to contact an AZ pollice offical who was able to comment but will remain anonymous for fear of other officers teasing him “We’ve come a long way since the state voted not to have MLK day, we no longer profile the blacks or the Mexicans ....well we do profile the Mexicans but only the darker ones that we confuse with the Indian terrorists from Iraq. And I can tell you we are all fans of Mr. Barkley’s music.
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