it is trickin even if you got it

There was a time when “bitches aint shit but hoe’s and tricks” - Snoop was going around and every guy wanted to be too short or a pimp of some sort. Well it seems now days the only the ho’s and tricks are guys and the girls are pimpin’ us. So let’s talk about this term “It aint trickin if you got it”

1st I’m going to say trickin is trickin even if you’ve got a lot, a little or your bank account is at zero So let’s go into the definition of trickin’.

The urban dictionary says
Trickin’ is: To splurge on large gifts for a girl or boy that you like but don’t know very well.

John was trickin’ when he bought an expensive handbag for a cute girl that he had only spoke to once before.

Fuck that .....I say the urban dictionary is soft and only gives 1/2 the answer.

1st we need to understand that the word “trickin’” as used today’s music came from the term “to turn tricks or turn a trick” or what prostitutes refer to their customers as “Tricks”. And we all know what customers of prostitutes do...Pay for sex. So that’s a pretty straight forward definition.

The 2nd definition of trickin’ is
A guy that has no game and must spend money on women in hopes of being able to have sex with and/or maintain a relationship.

No matter what type of girl Kevin met , he was always trickin’ . Sometimes on the 1st date he would take them on a weekend vacation to Los Angeles.

In my rehab class we go over the 1st step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. I think the major issues with some rappers/R&B artists of today are in denial. You can be an average bro and go to the massage parlor and get a happy ending during your lunch break for $80 (I did it yesterday) or be the Governor of New York and pay a call girl $4000 an hour. That is the same as paying off a girl’s tuition or putting her in a log cabin in Aspen. The math is the same CASH for ASS. You paid to play. Or as my friends overseas say “No money No honey”

So the next time you hear someone say “It ain’t trickin’ if you got it.” look at them as say BITCH PLEASE

So yes ladies and gentlemen I pay for ass and it’s by choice, all I want to do is nut and get up. I’d rather spend a couple of $ on a 30 min session then have 30 days worth of headaches from a gf that won’t teabag me. After all at the end of the day my time is important and I need to spend it with the person that matters the most to me .. well that’s me :D

Don’t get me wrong now I’m not condoning my actions in fact I do think his is a bad habit athat I need to overcome. Hmm maybe one day I can set up a support group for tricks....... Wayne, Luda, Ricky Ross, T-Pain you listenin’?

I’ll start “Hi my Name is Mr. Arrogant and I pay for Pu**y”

Video Debate: To trick or not!

Question: Is it trickin’ if you got it? Have you ever tricked or been tricked on?
Does this commentary suck? Is Mr. Arrogant outta line? Do you hate people that talk in the third person?

Photo/Art by attercop311

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