http://www.foxynation.com/site/index/ en bkkrio@yahoo.com Copyright 2009 2009-02-16T16:10:29-08:00 http://www.foxynation.com/site/charles-barkley-rings-in-the-new-year-with-1-dui-and-2-blue-balls/ http://www.foxynation.com/site/charles-barkley-rings-in-the-new-year-with-1-dui-and-2-blue-balls/#When:16:42:53Z Why I certainly can understand the need for a blow job after a night of heavy drinking, putting peoples life at risk even if it was the “best BJ I ever had ..” is not worth it.  That’s why I have baby oil in the glove box and.... Charles Barkley, the former Phoenix Suns player and NBA star, told police he was in a hurry to receive oral sex from a female passenger when he ran through a stop sign drunk early Wednesday, a police report states. While being processed at the East Valley DUI Task Force command post, Barkley told police, “I was going to drive around the corner and get” oral sex, the report states. He explained he had engaged in oral sex with the same woman last week, the report added. Barkley then told a civilian employee, “I’ll tattoo your name on my ass” if it would get him out of the DUI, the report states. Why I certainly can understand the need for a blow job after a night of heavy drinking, putting peoples life at risk even if it was the “best BJ I ever had ..” is not worth it.  That’s why I have baby oil in the glove box and Kleenex under my seat.  I squeeze one out then pass out.  Problem solved and no DUI :D In a statement to the Associated Press, Barkley said he was “disappointed that I put myself in that situation.” He added, “the Scottsdale police were fantastic.” It’s not often you hear people saying how great the police department was that arrested them.  In fact we think that Sir Charles was still drunk and delirious from not getting a blow job so we decided to contact an AZ pollice offical who was able to comment but will remain anonymous for fear of other officers teasing him “We’ve come a long way since the state voted not to have MLK day, we no longer profile the blacks or the Mexicans ....well we do profile the Mexicans but only the darker ones that we confuse with the Indian terrorists from Iraq.  And I can tell you we are all fans of Mr. Barkley’s music. See the unimportant parts otherwise known as the full story here Charles Barkley hauled in during DUI sweep. Random 2009-01-01T16:42:53-08:00 http://www.foxynation.com/site/top-10-funiest-christmas-cards/ http://www.foxynation.com/site/top-10-funiest-christmas-cards/#When:23:14:14Z Every year around this time we all get the same type cards rather by email or that other way.  They all give you the same canned type greetings “Happy Hanukkah” Every year around this time we all get the same type cards rather by email or that other way.  They all give you the same canned type greetings “Happy Hanukkah” Thinking of you warmly at Hanukkah and hoping this joyous occasion fills your world with peace and happiness.  Marry Christmas & Happy new year, Let’s celebrate “Kwanzaa and the Seven Principles : Repairing and Renewing the World” All of this actually started with Christmas cards that have been around for centuries, they were first made by hand and always included goodwill verses and then you took them over to your neighbors shack/cabin whatever they lived in those days.  The first printed card that someone cared to what about in their diary, that’s recognizable as what we now think of as a Christmas cards, i.e. a printed card sent by mail, was sent around Christmas in 1843 by the British.  It seems less then a century after getting 2nd place in the American Revolutionary War the British back then felt compassion and a guy by the name of Sir Henry Cole,who founded London’s Victoria and Albert Museum, got tired of handwriting cards and paid a guy by the name of John Calcott Horsley to paint a card showing the feeding and clothing of the poor. Fast forward to the 21st century and we now have cards with thoughtful greetings such as “I say mommy frenching Santa Claus”, “Moneys short, times are hard, here’s your fucking Christmas card” Have you guys found any other Christmas /holiday cards that are funny or rude around? Do our examples of the funniest , rudest Christmas cards of 2008 suck? Leave a comment and share some links. Top Funny Holiday Cards Random 2008-12-21T23:14:14-08:00